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1. “Last week a grain of sand got into my wife’s eye, and she had to go to the doctor,” the married man told his friend. “It cost me 150 pounds.” “That’s nothing,” his friend replied. “ Last week a cocktail dress got into my wife’s eye, and it cost me 1500 pounds.” 一位已婚男子对他朋友说:“上星期我妻子眼中进了一粒沙子,她去看医生,花了我150镑。” 1. “Last week a grain of sand got into my wife’s eye, and she had to go to the doctor,” the married man told his friend. “It cost me 150 pounds.” “That’s nothing, ”His friend replied. “ Last week a cocktail dress got into my wife’s eye, and it cost me 1500 pounds.” A married man said to his friend: “Last week my wife had a grain of sand in her eyes, She went to the doctor and spent me 150 pounds.”
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