江南四月,春意醉人。 江西靖安城郊的舒某和他的妻子厮守着看完电视,已是深夜零点。两人相拥着进入卧室,妻子上厕所时见后门仍开着便骂道:“天杀的,门都不记得关,你是存心要把我们那两辆摩托送给贼咕佬!”妻子关上门赌气钻进被窝。第二天一早,舒某被妻子一脚踹醒,当他睡眼惺松的下楼一看,但见后门洞开,两辆摩托车不翼而飞…… Jiangnan April, spring intoxicating. Shu Jing, in the suburbs of Jing’an County, Jiangxi Province, and his wife, watching TV, are at midnight. The two embraced into the bedroom, the wife saw the back door open when the toilet is still cursed: “God kill, do not remember the door off, you are the intention to give us that the two motorized thief gourd!” Wife Close the door and pocketed into bed. Early the next morning, Shu Mou woke up by his wife, when he sleepy eyes down the stairs, but see the back door open, two motorcycle missing ...