论文部分内容阅读
最后，奉送一首关于拖延症的歌。
See I have to write this essay 我得赶完这篇论文
that the teacher gave last week老师布置了一个星期
and it's due tomorrow morning 明天大早就要上交
twenty pages all in Greek 整整二十页的希腊语
Nah but first I check my Tumblr 不急 但我要先刷刷汤不牢
Facebook， Twitter， call my Mom 脸书 推特 还要致电我老娘请安
Then just one more， one more page 然后就再看一页 只看一页
oh I waste so much time dot com！ 我浪费了大把时间来点网站
I'm procrastinating 我有拖延症
All day I sit here waiting 整天就坐在这等
for just the perfect moment to begin 等待开始干活的好时辰
We're procrastinating 我们都有拖延症
Why work， we could be gaming 工作个毛 游戏才正经
Agreed！ Procrastinating FTW！ 同意 拖延症最拉风！
I have to start this diet 我必须开始节食
cause my prom's a week away 因为毕业舞会就剩一个礼拜
So I'm only eating veggies 所以我要只吃素
and I'm starting that today 从今天就吃起来
But I'm getting really hungry 但是我饿得不行
and those cookies look sublime 而那些饼干好美味
Fine， I'll have just one， or two， or ten 好吧 我只吃一块两块十来块
Why not？ It's not a crime！ 咋滴 这又不犯罪
We're procrastinating 我们有拖延症
No better way than eating 狂吃是最棒的技能
Cause nothing else could possibly compare 因为没什么可以比这更美好
I'm procrastinating 我有拖延症
It's really fascinating 真是让人开心
I know there's work to do but I don't care 我知道有工作要干 可我不想理
I should probably do my laundry 我或许应该去洗衣服
I should probably feed my cat 我或许应该去喂猫
But right now we're playing Halo 但现在我们在玩《光晕》
YOLO！ Headshot！ Take that！ 生命只有一次 爆头 死翘翘
…
Go do your work 你手上的工作啊
Tomorrow！ 明儿再干
See I have to write this essay 我得赶完这篇论文
that the teacher gave last week老师布置了一个星期
and it's due tomorrow morning 明天大早就要上交
twenty pages all in Greek 整整二十页的希腊语
Nah but first I check my Tumblr 不急 但我要先刷刷汤不牢
Facebook， Twitter， call my Mom 脸书 推特 还要致电我老娘请安
Then just one more， one more page 然后就再看一页 只看一页
oh I waste so much time dot com！ 我浪费了大把时间来点网站
I'm procrastinating 我有拖延症
All day I sit here waiting 整天就坐在这等
for just the perfect moment to begin 等待开始干活的好时辰
We're procrastinating 我们都有拖延症
Why work， we could be gaming 工作个毛 游戏才正经
Agreed！ Procrastinating FTW！ 同意 拖延症最拉风！
I have to start this diet 我必须开始节食
cause my prom's a week away 因为毕业舞会就剩一个礼拜
So I'm only eating veggies 所以我要只吃素
and I'm starting that today 从今天就吃起来
But I'm getting really hungry 但是我饿得不行
and those cookies look sublime 而那些饼干好美味
Fine， I'll have just one， or two， or ten 好吧 我只吃一块两块十来块
Why not？ It's not a crime！ 咋滴 这又不犯罪
We're procrastinating 我们有拖延症
No better way than eating 狂吃是最棒的技能
Cause nothing else could possibly compare 因为没什么可以比这更美好
I'm procrastinating 我有拖延症
It's really fascinating 真是让人开心
I know there's work to do but I don't care 我知道有工作要干 可我不想理
I should probably do my laundry 我或许应该去洗衣服
I should probably feed my cat 我或许应该去喂猫
But right now we're playing Halo 但现在我们在玩《光晕》
YOLO！ Headshot！ Take that！ 生命只有一次 爆头 死翘翘
…
Go do your work 你手上的工作啊
Tomorrow！ 明儿再干