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我不是色盲患者:大夫,我绝对不是色盲,你再给我换一本我看看。医生:那给你这本吧。患者:这本上的我都能看得到,我就说我不是色盲吧。医生:这本只有色盲能看出来。打针一个酷爱喝酒的医生经常是烂醉如泥。有一天,某一害怕打针的村民前去看病,结果医生要给他打针。于是他就脱下裤子,要紧牙关,闭着眼睛等着打针。可是医生出手太歪,将针头插到了凳子上。一会儿,医生说,好了。病人才缓过神来,回头直称赞医生打针技术好,一点也不痛。
I am not a color-blind patient: Doctor, I am definitely not color-blind, you give me another one I see. Doctor: That give you this. Patient: I can see in this book, I say I am not color blind. Doctor: This can only be seen by color blindness. Injections A drunk doctor is often drunk. One day, a villager who was afraid of getting an injection went to see a doctor, so the doctor will give him an injection. So he took off his pants, tight teeth, eyes closed waiting for an injection. But the doctor shot too crooked, the needle inserted into the stool. A while later, the doctor said, well. The patient was relieved, back straight praise doctor injection technique is good, not painful.