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甲:你知道大家这么热烈的掌声是给谁鼓的吗?乙:当然是给我鼓的啦!甲:你?乙:就我这个风度,这个气质,这个造型,像不像上海滩大哥徐文强?甲:我看你不像徐文强。乙:那我像?甲:小沈阳!乙:你这么说话是不是有点过分了哦……(模仿小沈阳)!甲:咱俩往这一站让大家说是我长得好看还是他长得丑……乙:你这里没有正确答案!甲:其实你也不是特别丑,只要咱们广总的整形外科做一个小手术你就完美了!乙:我那个部位需要调整?甲:换头!乙:怎么说话呢,他们都说我长得年轻像90后。甲:是的,1890后?!乙:有这么说老公的吗?甲:这不跟你开个玩笑嘛!给大家介绍一下,他是我老公。
A: You know everyone is such a warm applause for the drum it? B: Of course it is for me drum! A: You? B: On my demeanor, this temperament, the shape, like the beach like Big Brother Xu Wenqiang A: I do not think you like Xu Wenqiang. B: Then I like A: A small Shenyang! B: You are not talking a bit too much ... Oh ... ... (imitation of a small Shenyang)! A: Let’s go to this one station is that I look good or he looks good Ugly ... B: You do not have the correct answer here! A: Actually, you are not particularly ugly, so long as we make a minor surgery in our general plastic surgery, you are perfect! B: I need to adjust that part. : How to talk about it, they all say I look young like 90. A: Yes, after 1890 ?! B: So to say her husband? A: This is not a joke with you! To introduce to you, he is my husband.