为什么叫小尺子?一者,人小,单薄,白俊,奶里奶气,低眉顺眼,像把窄窄短短的量布尺子。二者,小伙子一直在苏裁缝家做学徒,手里老攥着把尺子帮人量身。铺面上只要有人来做衣服,苏裁缝就吆喝一声:量!小尺子屁颠屁颠地跑过来,手忙脚乱地量尺寸。时间一长,大家都叫他小尺子,连苏裁缝和他老婆都这么叫,真名倒认不得了。当然,可能还不仅仅是学徒,镇上好些早起的人都见过小尺子端着苏裁缝家的搪瓷尿盆去茅房里倒,然后又去菜园子边的沟里洗刷。镇上那些长舌小婆娘什么话说不出来?经常调戏小尺子,说连尿盆你都倒,是不是人家两口子干那事也叫你在旁边当灯泡啊?小尺子就惊慌地支吾,没……没有的事。那些小婆娘哈哈哈笑得直拍大腿。 Why is a small ruler? One, small, thin, white handsome, milk milk gas, eyebrows pleasing to the eye, like a narrow amount of cloth ruler. Both, the young man has been an apprentice in the Soviet tailoring seam, hands clutching the ruler to help people tailor their bodies. As long as someone on the shop to do clothes, Su tailor sigh: volume! Small ruler Pidianpidian ran over, scrambled to measure the size. Over time, we all call him a small ruler, and even the Soviet tailoring and his wife are so called, real name unbelievable. Of course, maybe not just an apprentice. Some of the early risers in the town have seen the small ruler enamel urinal pots with Soviet tailors going down to the hut, and then to the ditch in the vegetable garden. The town of those long tongue little witch what can not say? Often tease small ruler, even urinal you are down, is not it a couple of dry things that also call you next when the bulb ah? Small ruler panicked, no ... ... nothing. Those ladies hahaha smile straight thigh.