论文部分内容阅读
戒烟妻子:戒烟日又到了,你的烟不知何时才能戒掉。丈夫:虽然我戒过多次,但这回是动真格了。妻子:这话我听过多次,谁能信你。丈夫:不信?咱俩赌一条红塔山。习惯顾客:您的饭店卫生怎么样?服务员:很好,请放心用餐。顾客:哎呀!你的大拇指都泡到我的汤里了,烫吗?服务员:不烫,我早已习惯了。小名叫什么丈夫:亲爱的,我给你介绍一下,这就是大名鼎鼎的科学家。妻子:看你,光介绍大名鼎鼎,小名叫什么?弄巧成拙妻子:这本旧书很是值得一看,可惜封面撕了,不知是谁著的?丈夫:有啥好看的,臭名昭著。妻子:骗人,百家姓里没有姓臭的。
Quit wife: quit smoking day has arrived, your smoke do not know when to quit. Husband: Although I quit many times, but this time is real. Wife: I have heard many of these words, who can trust you. Husband: Do not believe? Let’s bet a Hongtashan. Habits customers: How is your hotel health? Waiter: Very good, please rest assured dining. Customer: Oh! Your thumbs are soaked in my soup, hot? Waiter: Not hot, I’ve got used to it. Little husband named: My dear, I will introduce to you, this is the famous scientist. Wife: look at you, the light introduced famous, named small? Self-defeating wife: this old book is worth a look, but the cover tear, I do not know who is it? Husband: What good-looking, notorious. Wife: lie, there is no name in the family name stinky.