我来自一个神秘的组织“台风特工总部”。我是一名非常优秀的特工。这次,组织给我派了新任务一入侵厦门,行动代号“莫兰蒂”。Go!go!go!我以每秒1500米的速度直接攻入厦门。没想到,海边的树木个个挺直腰板,擂鼓呐喊。我大手一挥,横扫千军,浩浩荡荡的树木守卫大军,个个都只剩下“下半身”了。我率领着我的军队,继续前进,没想到,遇上了“郑成功”。“你不是去博饼了吗?怎么,没博上状元,先走了?”我问道。“郑成功”生气地说:“废话少说,胆敢来厦门,得先过老夫这 I come from a mysterious organization ”typhoon headquarters “. I am a very good agent. This time, the organization sent me a new mission to invade Xiamen, codenamed ”Morandi.“ Go! Go! Go! I scored 1,500 meters per second directly into Xiamen. Unexpectedly, all the seaside trees upright waist, drum shouting. I waved his hand, sweeping thousands of troops, the mighty trees guard the army, all of them only ”lower body “. I led my army, move on, did not expect, met ”Zheng Chenggong.“ ”You do not go to the cake yet? What, did not bogey on the first go?“ I asked. ”Zheng Chenggong “ angrily said: ”nonsense, dare to come to Xiamen, the first to be an old lady