口味一哥们和我说:“怀孕的女人真矫情,今天和我说要吃葡萄,买回来吃了一个,然后又说要吃荔枝。”我说:“比我媳妇怀孕时好多了。”哥们问:“怎么了?”我说:“她跟我说要吃火车上的盒饭。”相亲朋友去相亲,和姑娘说:“我没房。”姑娘说:“没事,可以租房。”朋友说:“我没车。” Taste a buddy and I said: “Pregnant woman really hypocritical, and I said today to eat grapes, bought one to eat, and then said to eat lychees. ” I said “than my wife was pregnant when much better ”My brother asked: “ I said: ”She told me to eat lunch on the train. “ Friends and relatives to blind date, and the girl said: ”I said no. “ The girl said : ”It’s okay to rent a room. “ My friend said: ”I do not have a car. "