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Little Tom：Grandma，I had an interesting dream last night. Grandma：Can you tell me what the dream was？ Little Tom：No，gran......
ATeacher:If I laid one egg on this table and two legs in that basket,how many would I have?Pupil:I don’t think you can ......
Dam Fish There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.He was saying, “Dam fish for sale,dam fish for sale.” A pre......
Clever Boy John lived with his mother in a rather big house,and when she died,the house became too big for him,sohe boug......
What the Baby Wants I was travelling in a bus yesterday. Sitting opposite me(在我对面)was a lady with a small chi......
小孩从哪里来?我问爸爸小孩是从哪里来的,他说是从网上下载的。实质性的纠正老师:沃尔特,你为什么不洗脸?我看得出你今天早饭吃了......
A “Today my heart beat 103000 times. My blood traveled 168000 miles. I breathed 23000 times. I inhaled 438 cubic fee......
超速的理由警察命令一辆超速的车子停到公路边。当他要驾驶员出示驾照时,这位驾驶员却争辩说:“超速?可是警官,我只是试着要让我的......
A Son:Mother,what would you do if someone broke the vase (花瓶) in the dining room? Mother:I would whip(鞭打) him. Son:T......
I like onions(洋葱)very much.I not only like to eat raw(生的)onions,but also in a fried dish pork or eggs in it.Aslong a......
Helen’s eyes were not very good，so she usually wore glasses....
A Mr Brown was once lying in bed when a man entered his room andtried to open the lock of the writing desk.The thief was......
A Mom asks Jimt o buy a lock,and h e comes back quickly.Mom:“You’re so quick.Have you b ought the l ock?”Jim:“Not y ......
ALittle George was crying one day,and his dad asked him why.“II??ve lostve5 pence,”sobbed(伤心地哭)George.“Never mind......
Do You Know My Woik?One night a hotel caught fire,and the peoplewho were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.T......
民间段子的流传主要有口头传播、手机传播、印刷传播和网络传播四种形态，它们呈叠加性状态发展，遵循互动互助、共进共演的原理，它们的......
笑话是近年来语言学研究比较盛行的话题,其研究方法主要侧重于语用学研究,但幽默的产生机制和复杂性决定了幽默研究需要多种语言学......
《玩笑》中独特的叙事技巧与空间叙事手法在昆德拉的小说创作中有着较为重要的影响。这部小说展示了不同人物的心理空间和不断变化......
<正> 1.The champion athlete in bed with cold was told that he had atemperature.“How high is it,doctor?”“A hundred and......
<正> Sons’ LettersTwo fathers whose sons are in college were talking about theirsons’ letters.“My son’s letters alwa......
1. A woman marries a man with the ridiculous belief that she can change him; a man marries a woman with the naive idea t......
《西游记》这部神魔小说义旨之深奥,结构之精巧,在《红楼梦》未出之前,可以说是前所未有的。全书共由六十四个小故事组成,每个故事......
