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文字笑话也会因书写者及其工具、字体和方法而显出不同的时代特点。甲骨文、小篆扣隶书姑置不论,这里先从草书说起。有个县官写字潦草——即不讲结构规范的瞎草。这一天,官老爷要请客。写了一张叫差役今天去买猪舌的字条。谁知县太爷把这个“舌”字写得太长,分得走开,差役一看“买猪千口”。急急忙忙跑遍城郊各乡,好歹总算买到五百口。他一想今儿完不成任务,便向老爷求情,先交这五百口。县官一听大怒道:“我叫你买猪舌,谁叫你买猪啦?”差役拿出字条应声道:“老爷的草字难认啊!下回倘若妥买肉,您老千万写得短点,妥不我还以为您是要买‘内人’呢。”
Text jokes also show different characteristics of the times by the writer and his tools, fonts and methods. Oracle, Xiaozhuan buckle official regardless of the book, here to start with the cursive. There is a county official illegible - that is, do not talk about the structure of the blind grass. On this day, official to treat. Wrote a note today to buy pork pig tongue note. Who knows the county magistrate to put this “tongue” is written too long, get away, the captain saw a “buy pig 1000 mouth.” Hurriedly ran all over the suburbs, whatever the outcome, finally bought 500. He wanted to finish the task today, he pleaded with the Lord, first to pay these five hundred. The magistrate heard a furious and said: “I told you to buy pork tongue, who told you to buy a pig?” The servant came out with the note: “The master of the grass is unrecognizable ah! Write a short time, do not I think you are going to buy ’insiders’ yet. ”