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“Teacher,you gave me a zero in the maths exam.Don’t you think it is alittle unfair to me ?”“Yes,Handson,I think so too.But I could not find a lower score.” When teacher gave out composition exercise-books,he asked Tom. “Teacher,you gave me a zero in the maths exam.Don’t you think it is alittle unfair to me ?”“Yes,Handson,I think so too.But I could not find a lower score.” When teacher gave out Composition exercise-books, he asked Tom.
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