“请同学们翻开语文书第×页——《我喜欢》,画出比喻句,并写出感受,不少于×字,还有……”语文老师在讲台上讲着课,我听得索然无味,都快睡着了。突然,一股气流开始在我的肚子里窜来窜去,我一下子就清醒了过来。这股气流来势汹汹,四处寻找出路,折腾一阵之后,径直向我的屁股冲去——我已经知道它是什么了,“屁”这敌人可是我无法战胜的啊!如果我放了一个响屁,破坏了课堂的气氛,那今天剩下的时 “Students are welcome to open the language book page x -” I like “, draw a metaphor sentence, and write feelings, not less than × words, and ... ...” language teacher on the podium to teach, I hear dull, almost fell asleep. Suddenly, a stream of air began to channeling in my stomach, I suddenly wake up. This stream of menacing men, looking for a way out, after a toss of frustration, rushed to my ass straight - I already know what it is, “fart” this enemy, but I can not beat ah! If I put a Shouting fart, destroyed the atmosphere of the classroom, when the rest of today