公元1998年,我还在上小学,那一年我爸高瞻远瞩给我办了个教育基金,每个月从工资里扣300块,等到15年后取出来,也算是一笔大数目了。当时我爸心里的小算盘打得啪啪作响,幻想着我可以靠这笔钱在市区买套还不算小的房子,然后娶妻生子,过衣食无忧的日子。可是现在看看,这笔钱放在今天能做什么呢?我爸的如意算盘打了空,他那原本自作聪明的举动如今被大家当成了茶余饭后的 In 1998, I was still in elementary school. That year, my father made a long-term education fund for me. From the salary every month, I deducted 300 yuan. After 15 years, I took out a large sum of money. At that time, my father’s little abacus played a slap in the face and imagined that I could rely on the money to buy a house that was not too small in the urban area and then married and had children. But now, what can we do with this money? My dad’s wishful thinking came to an end. His original act of cleverness was now considered a gimmick