A:有的同学让我有犯罪感,让我觉得对不起他爸爸妈妈爷爷奶奶列祖列宗。B:亚洲的季风性气候,你们记住三只鸡:热鸡(热季)、野鸡(用土话念的“亚季”)、瘟鸡(温季)。C:这题选C的同学,有明显的反人类倾向。D:周杰伦说爱情就像龙卷风,其实我认为这个比喻是很贴切的。因为很多学生都和我一样,一辈子也见不到一次龙卷风。E:学期开始,老班的开场白是:春晚主 A: Some of my classmates made me feel guilty and made me feel sorry for his parents, grandparents and ancestors. B: Asia’s monsoon climate, you remember three chickens: hot chickens (hot season), pheasant (earth tone read “Asian season ”), plague chicken (warm season). C: The students who chose C have obvious anti-human tendencies. D: Jay Chou said love is like a tornado, in fact, I think this analogy is very appropriate. Because many students are like me, they can not see a tornado forever. E: Semester begins, the old class’s opening remarks are: Spring Festival Evening master