昨天,偶遇一位几年没见的女同事,她见到我,就笑着“夸”我:“这些年,你怎么保养的,身材还这么苗条,让姐姐都羡慕死了!看来,我要减肥了!”我苦笑道:“大姐,你又拿我寻开心,咱都伤心了,光吃不长肉,我还想增肥呢!要不咱俩换换!”活了三十多年,我一直与“瘦”为伍。有回去商店买裤子,营业员拿着尺对我说:“给你量量腰围。”我摆摆手道:“不用了,你就按照这位美女的腰来吧!”边上一位骨感美女忍不住 Yesterday, a female colleague who never met in a few years met her and smiled. “I boast” “I:” All these years, how do you maintain the figure so slim that my sister is jealous! It seems I want to lose weight! “” I wryly said: “Sister, you find me happy again, we are sad, light eat meat, I would like to gain weight! ”Live for thirty years, I have been with “ thin ”team. Have to go back to the shop to buy the pants, the salesman took a ruler to me and said: “I give you the amount of waist circumference. ” I waved his hand: “No, you follow this beautiful waist!” Beautiful skinny could not help but