母亲叨叨父亲,说父亲一生无用,粟米胆,走路怕踩死蚂蚁,树叶落下怕打破头。我在一旁吃吃笑,母亲一定又会捡回一大堆父亲的陈谷子烂芝麻。第一粒陈谷子,一定是讲我刚出生那会,父亲帮助母亲为我洗澡,据说父亲当时看到澡盆中的我大惊失色,手足无措:咦!还没个老鼠大,还没个千张结实。那是说我红彤彤、拳头大的个头和半透明的肚皮。父亲不敢为我洗澡,连忙喊来奶奶,父亲怕一不留神,把我的小肚皮洗破了。接下来,直到第N粒陈谷子,母亲张嘴就来的还是父亲胆小如鼠的佳话。 My mother talked about his father, saying his father had no use for his whole life. He was afraid of walking on the ants when he walked and afraid of breaking the head. I was eating and laughing, the mother will certainly retrieve a lot of father’s Chen Guzi rotten sesame seeds. The first grain of Chen millet, must be about my newborn, my father helped my mother take a bath for me, I was told my father was in the tub I was scared, panicked: no mouse, not a thousand strong . That is to say I am glowing, big fist and translucent belly. My father did not dare to take a bath for me, quickly shouted to my grandmother, his father afraid of an inattentive, my small belly washed. Next, until the Nth grain Chen millet, the mother opened his mouth or the story of his father timid.