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第一年你的女朋友发现你出轨。(好吧,其实她是你的未婚妻,这根本不重要。)本来她只能发现你有一两个情人,但因为你是那种从不会清空自己邮箱垃圾箱的笨蛋,居然一下子被她抓到你有50个情人!当然了,这是六年的时间里你勾搭的总人数,但是也太多了。天啊,你竟和50个女孩有染?如果你的未婚妻是个思想超级开放的人,也许你能逃过一劫,但她不是。恰恰相反的是,她不能接受那些过于开放的思想或事物;事实上,她曾经就告诫过你
The first year your girlfriend found you derailed. (Well, in fact, she is your fiancee, it does not matter.) She could only have found you have one or two lovers, but because you are the kind of idiot that never empty their own mailbox bins, actually all of a sudden be her Of course, this is the total number of people you hooked up in six years, but too much. Oh my god, are you infected with 50 girls? If your fiancée is a super open-minded person, maybe you can escape, but she is not. On the contrary, she can not accept too open ideas or things; in fact, she once warned you