长颈鹿走出了考场,一脸无奈。鹿妈妈:考得怎么样?长颈鹿:肯定黄了。鹿妈妈:为什么?长颈鹿:运气不好,坐在第一排。考试铃声响起,考生纷纷入场,只有小蜗牛在考场外急得大哭。老师问:你怎么了?小蜗牛:我的准考证落在家里了,我爸爸回去帮我取,到现在还没有回来。老师走到螃蟹的身边,发现有问题。老师:同学你好,你的试卷会作废的。螃蟹:为什么?老师:答案要横着写,你全部写成竖的了! Giraffe out of the examination room, a look of helplessness. Deer mother: test how? Giraffe: certainly yellow. Deer mother: Why? Giraffe: bad luck, sitting in the first row. Exam bell rang, the candidates have admission, only a small snail in the examination room anxious cry. Teacher Q: What happened to you? Little Snail: My ticket landed at home. My dad went back to help me and has not come back yet. The teacher walked around the crab and found a problem. Teacher: Hello students, your papers will be void. Crab: Why? Teacher: The answer should be written horizontally, you are all written vertical!