女儿生病,我陪女儿在医院挂水,想放屁,又不好意思,突生一计,打开手机,打开汤姆猫,把音量调到最大,点放屁,在声音掩盖下把屁解决了,我太机智了,旁边一大哥还夸我:“兄弟,你手机太智能了,手机里放屁我都能闻到臭味!”我:…… Daughter is sick, I accompany my daughter hanging in the hospital, like farting, and I am sorry, a surprise, open the phone, open the Tom Cat, the volume up to the maximum point of fart, cover up under the sound of fart solved, I too Witty, next to a big brother also boast me: “” Brother, your cell phone is too smart, fart phone I can smell! "I: ...