麻疹医生:“你小孩患的是德国麻疹。”母亲:“怎么可能?他从未出过国啊!”医生:“麻疹出过国。”住宾馆一个暴发户到城里住宾馆。办完住房手续,服务员把他带到一间屋子里。刚进门,他就大吼:“你们把我当傻子吗?你们这里最贵的单间难道就像碗柜一般大,里面除了张椅子什么也没有?” Measles doctor: “Your child is suffering from a German measles.” “Mother:” How could he? He has never been abroad! “” Doctor: “ Live in the hotel. After the completion of housing procedures, the waiter took him to a room. When he first came in, he shouted: ”Do you treat me as a fool? Are you the most expensive single room here, just like a cupboard, with nothing but a chair?"