一如果你愿意听,那我就开始讲述一个离奇的故事。需要交代的是,从去年开始,我经常梦见一些怪异的东西,言说一些荒唐的话语,做出一些离谱的事情。关心我的人说我大脑有问题,弄不好会出事儿,父亲便把我看得更紧了,几乎是寸步不离。今年夏天的一个晚上,父亲喝酒后睡得很沉,我在梦中感到肚子很胀,于是就跑出去站在我家小货车车厢上,往旁边的一辆轿车上撒尿。第二天早上我还在做梦的时候,忽然被一阵尖利的声音给吵醒了,就听一个女人说,“啊,哪来的尿?朱金贵,是你儿子干的吧?” If you are willing to listen, then I began to tell a bizarre story. What needs to be explained is that since last year, I have often dreamed of some weird things, made absurd discourses and made ridiculous things. Concerned about my people that my brain has a problem, get a bad accident, my father looked at me even tighter, almost in vain. One evening this summer, my father had a heavy slumber after drinking. I felt a bloated stomach in my dream and ran out to stand on the wagon of my family and pee onto one of the saloon cars next to me. When I was still dreaming the next morning, I suddenly woke up with a sharp voice and heard a woman say, “Oh, where’s the urine? Zhu Jingui, is your son doing?”