“悟空,中午吃的什么呀?”“师父,中午我和老沙吃红烧肉,怎么了?”“没事,为师就是问问,为何到现在也没看到八戒?”“人的皮肤真的很重要,一定要好好保养!国家的繁荣兴旺就靠它了。”“晕倒,不过是个人的保健而已,怎么扯上国家啦?”“因为国家兴亡,‘皮肤’有责。”我小时候调皮经常被老爸打,老爸尤其爱用拖鞋打我。有一天在教室,一个同学跟我打招呼说:“你家换新拖鞋啦?”我问他是怎么知道的,他说:“因为你脸上的鞋印跟昨天的不一样啊!” “” “” “” “Master, at noon I Laosha eat braised pork, what happened? ” “Nothing, for the teacher is to ask, why do not you see the Jurisprudence? ”“ People’s skin is really important, we must take good care of! The prosperity of the country depends on it. ”“ Fainted, but personal health only, how to pull the country? ”“ Because of the rise and fall of the country, ’skin’ is responsible. ”“ When I was naughty, I often play naughty father, especially my father love to hit me with slippers. One day in the classroom, a classmate said hello to me: ”Your new slippers?“ ”I asked him how he knew it.“ He said: ”Because the shoes on your face are not the same as yesterday! "