像所有故事的开头一样,很久很久以前……我还是个小屁孩,大约在进女厕所也不会被当成流氓的年纪。有一天农场里来了个算卦的瞎子。外婆请他给我卜了一卦,她记得我是上午8点出生的,算卦的说我二十九岁后会大富大贵,她一高兴,多给了人家五毛钱,外加三个煮熟的鸡蛋。两个小时后,我妈告诉她,我其实是下午4 Like all the beginnings of the story, a long, long time ago ... I was a kid actor and would not be hoodwinked at about the ladies’ room. One day a blind man in the farm came to mind. Grandmother asked him to give me a dig. She remembered that I was born at 8 am, saying that after I was twenty-nine, she would be rich and dignified, and she was glad to give her fifty cents more, plus three cooked Egg. Two hours later my mom told her that I was actually 4pm