周末,一有钱的朋友请吃饭,对待不花钱而可饕餮的事儿,我家老婆总是极度热情的。吃了饭,又忽悠那朋友去酒吧潇洒了,回到家我俩累得连澡都没洗便上了床。谁知,刚躺下就听到了鼾声。“不会这么快入睡吧?”我这么想着,侧脸一看,我家老婆也正用疑惑的目光看我呢。顿时,我俩都大吃一惊:这鼾声不是我也不是她的!心怦怦跳着,上厨房拿了菜刀、擀面杖蹑手蹑脚回到卧室,她冲我眨眼、我冲她挤眉地 Weekends, a rich friend please eat, treat not spend money but gluttonous thing, my wife is always extremely passionate. Eat, and flicker friends that go to the bar chic, and came home we are tired and even shower did not wash on the bed. Who knows, just lying down to hear the snoring. “Do not fall asleep so fast?” "I think so, looking sideways, my wife is also looking at me with puzzled eyes. Suddenly, both of us were taken aback: this snore is not me nor her! Heart jump, the kitchen took a kitchen knife, rolling his hand and stomping back to the bedroom, she blinked at me, I screamed at her