人物:刚入伍的新兵王二黑(简称王)和丁金山(简称丁)(舞台上,王打着呼噜做睡觉状,丁走上台。)丁:大家好,我是新兵连3班的丁金山。看到睡在那边的同志了吧,他啊,叫王二黑,是我们新兵连里最怕拉紧急集合的了。一听到紧急集合,他慌得跟啥一样。不信,咱试试?丁:(走到王旁边,对着他耳朵大喊)紧急集合!(王立即惊醒,慌里慌张地做穿衣服的动作) Characters: newly recruited recruits Wang Erhei (referred to as Wang) and Ding Jinshan (Ding) (on the stage, the king made snoring sleep-like, Ding walked onto the stage.) D: Hello everyone, I was recruits even three classes of Ding Jinshan. See the comrades who sleep over there, he, ah, called the second black, even the most we recruited even the most urgent set emergency pull up. When he heard the emergency set, he panicked with the same. Do not believe, we try? Ding: (go to the king, shouting at his ears) emergency collection! (Wang immediately woke up, panic panic to do clothes action)