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How to survive your parents’ nagging during vacation
假期回家的你，被父母这样嫌弃过吗？
by Yang Tingting (杨婷婷)
Everyone needs a break sometimes. For students, the vacation is a well-earned rest from all-nighters, exams, and dull lectures, as well as a time to catch up with family and friends back home.
Yet having to take care of their kids all summer can be tough for parents. Every September, when elementary and middle school students return to school, parents celebrate with memes like “mythical beasts returning to the cage (神兽归笼shénshòuguīlóng).” The feelings of relief can cut both ways: According to a 2020 survey from Capital Campus Press Union, a media arm of the Communist Youth League, over 85 percent of 1,622 college students in China said their parents nagged them during the holidays.
Conflict between parents and children can be triggered by numerous tiny things. As the saying goes, absence makes the heart grow fonder—or in Chinese, “distance creates beauty (距离产生美jùlíchǎnshēngměi).” The rapid change in parents’ attitudes from nice to nagging during school vacations have caused some internet users to exclaim, tongue firmly in cheek: “In just a few short days, my vacation showed me the fickleness of human kindness (假期短短几天让你感受到人情的冷暖Jiàqīduǎnduǎnjǐtiānràngnǐgǎnshòudàorénqíng de lěngnuǎn).”
Offering comfort
Many college students are living away from their parents for the first time, and the distance from home may be such that they can only see their families once or twice a year. After such a long separation, most students expect to be greeted at home with a warm hug, their favorite dishes on the table, and unusually attentive parents:
Mom, long time no see! My holiday has started!
Mā, hǎojiǔbújiàn! Wǒfàngjiàlā!
妈，好久不见！我放假啦！
Baby, I missed you so much!
Háizi, māxiǎngsǐnǐ le!
孩子，妈想死你了！
In the early days of vacation, you can expect some nice treats at no expense, and there is no need for you, the apple of your parents’ eyes or 掌上明珠(zhǎngshàngmíngzhū, literally “pearl in the palm”), to do any chores:
I made you your favorite dishes. Just have fun at home on this holiday.
Māgěinǐzuòlenǐzuìàichī de cài, fàngjiàzàijiāhǎohǎowán.
媽给你做了你最爱吃的菜，放假在家好好玩。
No need to wash up. Your father will do it, just leave the dishes on the table when you’re done eating.
Búyòngxǐwǎn, ràngnǐbàxǐ, chīwánfàngzàizhuōshangjiùxíng.
不用洗碗，让你爸洗，吃完放在桌上就行。 In hot water
However, your parents’ attitude typically changes after a few days. In the time they spend apart, many parents and children forget the personality differences and generation gaps that made them clash when living together. To parents accustomed to keeping regular hours, sleeping past 8 a.m. is a sign of laziness, and a messy room is an indication of moral decay.
Some parents also forget that their children are now young adults, and are used to making their own decisions. They find everything about their offspring’s lifestyle choices to be objectionable (不順眼búshùnyǎn), from the hour that they go to bed to how they spend their leisure time:
Mom, let me just sleep a little longer.
Mā, ràngwǒzàishuìyìhuǐr.
妈，让我再睡一会儿。
In the morning you don’t get up, and in the evening you don’t go to bed.
Zǎoshangbùqǐ, wǎnshangbúshuì.
早上不起，晚上不睡。
Do you know what time it is? Why are you still not up? And your room is a dump. Why don’t you clean it?
Jǐdiǎn le? Háibùqǐchuáng? Fángjiānnàmeluàn, yěbùzhīdàoshōushiyíxià.
几点了？还不起床？房间那么乱，也不知道收拾一下。
You play on your phone all day and never go outside.
Yìtiāndàowǎnjiùzhīdàowánshǒujī, zàijiā li wōzhebùchūmén.
一天到晚就知道玩手机，在家里窝着不出门。
Even pleading illness cannot evoke your mother’s sympathy—she’ll find some way to blame it on you:
Mom, I have a headache.
Mā, wǒtóuténg.
妈，我头疼。
It’s because you look at your phone too much.
Wánshǒujīwán de ba.
玩手机玩的吧。
Yet if you decide to put down your phone and go out with your friends, your parents might feel neglected:
Mom, I want to go out.
Mā, wǒxiǎngchūqùwán.
妈，我想出去玩。
You go drinking with your friends every day. Is our home a hotel to you?
Tiāntiānchūqùhējiǔjiànpéngyou, nǐbǎjiādānglǚguǎn a.
天天出去喝酒见朋友，你把家当旅馆啊。
Why did you even come home? You might just as well go back to school.
Nǐ huílai gàn má? Nǐ hái bùrú huí xuéxiào.
你回来干嘛？你还不如回学校。
If your parents decide to clean your room themselves, and “accidentally” misplace something, be prepared for them to make this into another teaching opportunity—or, to use a Chinese idiom, “指桑骂槐(zhǐsāngmàhuái, literally, ‘point at a mulberry tree to abuse a scholar tree,’ criticize a person for one flaw by pointing to other shortcomings)”:
Mom, where did you put my T-shirt? I can’t find it. Mā, nǐbǎwǒ T xùfàngnǎlǐqù le? Wǒzhǎobúdào le.
妈，你把我T恤放哪里去了？我找不到了。
Don’t ask me. If you don’t put your own things away, how am I supposed to know where they are?
Dōngxizhǎobúdàojiùláizhǎowǒ? Nǐzìjǐ de dōngxizìjǐbùzhīdàoshōu, wǒzěnmezhīdào?
东西找不到就来找我？你自己的东西自己不知道收，我怎么知道?
And of course, there is the endless daily micromanaging and nagging:
Did you shower?
Nǐxǐzǎo le ma?
你洗澡了吗？
Have you done laundry?
Nǐxǐyīfu le ma?
你洗衣服了吗？
Did you cook dinner?
Nǐzuòfàn le ma?
你做飯了吗？
Did you take the dog out for a walk?
Nǐdàigǒuxiàqùsànbù le ma?
你带狗下去散步了吗？
Making peace
The parent-child relationship doesn’t have to be adversarial. You could make an effort to change your habits, live up to your parents’ expectation of “reading more and doing more housework (多读书多做家务duōdúshūduōzuòjiāwù),” and learn to toe the line or “在夹缝中生存 (zàijiāfèngzhōngshēngcún, live between the cracks).” After all, it’s only for a few weeks at most—and your parents won’t be around forever:
Mom, all I want on this vacation is to study hard rather than go out.
Mā, zhècìshǔjià, wǒyàohǎohǎoxuéxí, bùchūqù le.
妈，这次暑假，我要好好学习，不出去了。
Mom, I’m going to cook today. You just take a rest.
Mā, jīntiānwǒláizuòfàn, nínxiēxie.
妈，今天我来做饭，您歇歇。
It might also be nice to show some appreciation for what your parents do for you:
Mom, even the food you make with your eyes closed tastes better than what they serve in our cafeteria.
Mā, nǐbìzheyǎnjingchǎocàiyěbǐshítángzuò de hǎochī.
妈，你闭着眼睛炒菜也比食堂做的好吃。
And who knows, maybe your parents will even reciprocate by making concessions of their own:
This time, I will not nag at you to come back when you go out.
Zhècìchūqù, māmajuéduìbùcuīnǐhuílai.
这次出去，妈妈绝对不催你回来。
Positive thinking
If your vacation just ended with you grateful to be back in your adult life, it helps to mentally prepare for the next one:
I’m going home tomorrow. I bet I could be a sweetheart for a couple of days.
Míngtiānhuíjiā, yīnggāikěyǐzuòjǐtiānbǎobèi.
明天回家，应该可以做几天宝贝。
Or just keep your visits short:
My parents didn’t have time to get sick of me before I went back to school.
Bàmāháiméiyǒuxiánqìwǒ, wǒjiùyǐjīngfǎnxiàoshàngkè le.
爸妈还没有嫌弃我，我就已经返校上课了。
Illustration Design and Painting by Cai Tao and Wang Siqi
假期回家的你，被父母这样嫌弃过吗？
by Yang Tingting (杨婷婷)
Everyone needs a break sometimes. For students, the vacation is a well-earned rest from all-nighters, exams, and dull lectures, as well as a time to catch up with family and friends back home.
Yet having to take care of their kids all summer can be tough for parents. Every September, when elementary and middle school students return to school, parents celebrate with memes like “mythical beasts returning to the cage (神兽归笼shénshòuguīlóng).” The feelings of relief can cut both ways: According to a 2020 survey from Capital Campus Press Union, a media arm of the Communist Youth League, over 85 percent of 1,622 college students in China said their parents nagged them during the holidays.
Conflict between parents and children can be triggered by numerous tiny things. As the saying goes, absence makes the heart grow fonder—or in Chinese, “distance creates beauty (距离产生美jùlíchǎnshēngměi).” The rapid change in parents’ attitudes from nice to nagging during school vacations have caused some internet users to exclaim, tongue firmly in cheek: “In just a few short days, my vacation showed me the fickleness of human kindness (假期短短几天让你感受到人情的冷暖Jiàqīduǎnduǎnjǐtiānràngnǐgǎnshòudàorénqíng de lěngnuǎn).”
Offering comfort
Many college students are living away from their parents for the first time, and the distance from home may be such that they can only see their families once or twice a year. After such a long separation, most students expect to be greeted at home with a warm hug, their favorite dishes on the table, and unusually attentive parents:
Mom, long time no see! My holiday has started!
Mā, hǎojiǔbújiàn! Wǒfàngjiàlā!
妈，好久不见！我放假啦！
Baby, I missed you so much!
Háizi, māxiǎngsǐnǐ le!
孩子，妈想死你了！
In the early days of vacation, you can expect some nice treats at no expense, and there is no need for you, the apple of your parents’ eyes or 掌上明珠(zhǎngshàngmíngzhū, literally “pearl in the palm”), to do any chores:
I made you your favorite dishes. Just have fun at home on this holiday.
Māgěinǐzuòlenǐzuìàichī de cài, fàngjiàzàijiāhǎohǎowán.
媽给你做了你最爱吃的菜，放假在家好好玩。
No need to wash up. Your father will do it, just leave the dishes on the table when you’re done eating.
Búyòngxǐwǎn, ràngnǐbàxǐ, chīwánfàngzàizhuōshangjiùxíng.
不用洗碗，让你爸洗，吃完放在桌上就行。 In hot water
However, your parents’ attitude typically changes after a few days. In the time they spend apart, many parents and children forget the personality differences and generation gaps that made them clash when living together. To parents accustomed to keeping regular hours, sleeping past 8 a.m. is a sign of laziness, and a messy room is an indication of moral decay.
Some parents also forget that their children are now young adults, and are used to making their own decisions. They find everything about their offspring’s lifestyle choices to be objectionable (不順眼búshùnyǎn), from the hour that they go to bed to how they spend their leisure time:
Mom, let me just sleep a little longer.
Mā, ràngwǒzàishuìyìhuǐr.
妈，让我再睡一会儿。
In the morning you don’t get up, and in the evening you don’t go to bed.
Zǎoshangbùqǐ, wǎnshangbúshuì.
早上不起，晚上不睡。
Do you know what time it is? Why are you still not up? And your room is a dump. Why don’t you clean it?
Jǐdiǎn le? Háibùqǐchuáng? Fángjiānnàmeluàn, yěbùzhīdàoshōushiyíxià.
几点了？还不起床？房间那么乱，也不知道收拾一下。
You play on your phone all day and never go outside.
Yìtiāndàowǎnjiùzhīdàowánshǒujī, zàijiā li wōzhebùchūmén.
一天到晚就知道玩手机，在家里窝着不出门。
Even pleading illness cannot evoke your mother’s sympathy—she’ll find some way to blame it on you:
Mom, I have a headache.
Mā, wǒtóuténg.
妈，我头疼。
It’s because you look at your phone too much.
Wánshǒujīwán de ba.
玩手机玩的吧。
Yet if you decide to put down your phone and go out with your friends, your parents might feel neglected:
Mom, I want to go out.
Mā, wǒxiǎngchūqùwán.
妈，我想出去玩。
You go drinking with your friends every day. Is our home a hotel to you?
Tiāntiānchūqùhējiǔjiànpéngyou, nǐbǎjiādānglǚguǎn a.
天天出去喝酒见朋友，你把家当旅馆啊。
Why did you even come home? You might just as well go back to school.
Nǐ huílai gàn má? Nǐ hái bùrú huí xuéxiào.
你回来干嘛？你还不如回学校。
If your parents decide to clean your room themselves, and “accidentally” misplace something, be prepared for them to make this into another teaching opportunity—or, to use a Chinese idiom, “指桑骂槐(zhǐsāngmàhuái, literally, ‘point at a mulberry tree to abuse a scholar tree,’ criticize a person for one flaw by pointing to other shortcomings)”:
Mom, where did you put my T-shirt? I can’t find it. Mā, nǐbǎwǒ T xùfàngnǎlǐqù le? Wǒzhǎobúdào le.
妈，你把我T恤放哪里去了？我找不到了。
Don’t ask me. If you don’t put your own things away, how am I supposed to know where they are?
Dōngxizhǎobúdàojiùláizhǎowǒ? Nǐzìjǐ de dōngxizìjǐbùzhīdàoshōu, wǒzěnmezhīdào?
东西找不到就来找我？你自己的东西自己不知道收，我怎么知道?
And of course, there is the endless daily micromanaging and nagging:
Did you shower?
Nǐxǐzǎo le ma?
你洗澡了吗？
Have you done laundry?
Nǐxǐyīfu le ma?
你洗衣服了吗？
Did you cook dinner?
Nǐzuòfàn le ma?
你做飯了吗？
Did you take the dog out for a walk?
Nǐdàigǒuxiàqùsànbù le ma?
你带狗下去散步了吗？
Making peace
The parent-child relationship doesn’t have to be adversarial. You could make an effort to change your habits, live up to your parents’ expectation of “reading more and doing more housework (多读书多做家务duōdúshūduōzuòjiāwù),” and learn to toe the line or “在夹缝中生存 (zàijiāfèngzhōngshēngcún, live between the cracks).” After all, it’s only for a few weeks at most—and your parents won’t be around forever:
Mom, all I want on this vacation is to study hard rather than go out.
Mā, zhècìshǔjià, wǒyàohǎohǎoxuéxí, bùchūqù le.
妈，这次暑假，我要好好学习，不出去了。
Mom, I’m going to cook today. You just take a rest.
Mā, jīntiānwǒláizuòfàn, nínxiēxie.
妈，今天我来做饭，您歇歇。
It might also be nice to show some appreciation for what your parents do for you:
Mom, even the food you make with your eyes closed tastes better than what they serve in our cafeteria.
Mā, nǐbìzheyǎnjingchǎocàiyěbǐshítángzuò de hǎochī.
妈，你闭着眼睛炒菜也比食堂做的好吃。
And who knows, maybe your parents will even reciprocate by making concessions of their own:
This time, I will not nag at you to come back when you go out.
Zhècìchūqù, māmajuéduìbùcuīnǐhuílai.
这次出去，妈妈绝对不催你回来。
Positive thinking
If your vacation just ended with you grateful to be back in your adult life, it helps to mentally prepare for the next one:
I’m going home tomorrow. I bet I could be a sweetheart for a couple of days.
Míngtiānhuíjiā, yīnggāikěyǐzuòjǐtiānbǎobèi.
明天回家，应该可以做几天宝贝。
Or just keep your visits short:
My parents didn’t have time to get sick of me before I went back to school.
Bàmāháiméiyǒuxiánqìwǒ, wǒjiùyǐjīngfǎnxiàoshàngkè le.
爸妈还没有嫌弃我，我就已经返校上课了。
Illustration Design and Painting by Cai Tao and Wang Siqi