Goodbye Mr. Loser：Burn in Flames， My Youth
　　X ia Luo： Qiu Y a was the most beaut if ul girl in our school； but I was more famous than her. I was the school joker.
　　A Classmate： Xia Luo， where have you been this years？ You always miss our class reunion every year. Do you have any difficulties？ Even if we cannot help， we can laugh it away.
　　X ia Luo： Ma Dongmei always eats sunflower seeds in class. It disturbs my studies.
　　Mr. Wang： Disturb what？ Y our scores couldn’t get any lower.
　　Xia Luo’s mother： Xia Luo doesn’t know his father at all. As soon as X ia Luo was born， his father disappeared.
　　Yuan Huan： Don’t worry. I have to let him become overconfident before I destroy him.
　　Mr. Wang： Read it， so everyone will see how bitchy the second biggest dumbass in our class is.
　　Da Chun： Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho.
　　Mr. Wang： You are shameless①. Being the biggest dumbass， makes you proud？
　　Qiu Ya： Actually I kinda like you. Being old and ugly doesn’t matter for a man. The most important thing is to have talent.
　　Xia Luo： The sunflower is such a happy flower. It always faces the sun. Sunshine， so romantic.
　　Ma Dongmei： Not really. The best thing about sunflower is the edible② seeds.


　　夏洛：秋雅是我们学校著名的校花；而我更出名，我是全校著名的笑话。
　　同学：夏洛，这几年你死哪去了？年年同学聚会你都不来，你真有什么难处给我们大家说，大家就算帮不上你，还不能乐呵乐呵？
　　夏洛：马冬梅上课老嗑瓜子，影响我成绩。
　　老师：就你这成绩还能受影响？你的成绩还有下降空间吗？
　　夏洛妈妈：夏洛这个孩子命苦啊，一出生爸爸就“夏洛”不明了。
　　袁华：放心吧，让一个人毁灭之前，必须先让其膨胀！
　　王老师：念，让我们的同学听一听，咱们班排名第二的大傻子是如何犯贱的！
　　大春：呵呵呵呵。
　　王老师：你还有脸笑啊？排第一你骄傲啊？
　　秋雅：其实我还挺欣赏你的，男人又老又丑没关系，重要的是有才华。
　　夏洛：向日葵这寓意好，它象征着永远朝着太阳，阳光，浪漫！
　　马冬梅：不是，主要是能吃。