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Dear Future Children， I’m going to love you， but I won’t hesitate[犹豫] to bend you over my knee and whoop[（非正式）打] your bottom. I won’t make you do much housework， as long as you do well in school. I’l
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Dear Future Children，
I’m going to love you， but I won’t hesitate[犹豫] to bend you over my knee and whoop[（非正式）打] your bottom. I won’t make you do much housework， as long as you do well in school. I’ll cook your favorite foods， and help you with your homework； I’ll even spoil[宠坏] you half to death. I may send you to your grandparents a lot， but that’s only because I would like to keep my sanity[神志清楚] and hair. I’ll start buying Christmas presents in July， and if you find them， I’ll donate[捐赠] them to the poor.
Love，
Your future mother
亲爱的未来的孩子们：
我会爱你们，但我会毫不犹豫地把你们按在我的膝盖上，打你们的屁股。我不会强制你们做很多家务，只要你们在学校乖乖的。我会做你们喜欢吃的食物，帮你们解答功课；我甚至会宠坏你们。我也许会经常把你们送到祖父母那里去，但只是因为我想保持清醒，并保住我的头发。我会在7月就开始采购圣诞礼物——如果被你们发现了，我就把它们捐给穷人。
爱你们的，你们未来的妈妈
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