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(A) A teacher asked his students to do a good thing each day.The nextday,he asked three students: Teacher:What good thing did you do yesterday,Jack? Jack:I helped a granny cross the street. Teacher:That’s good.And what about you,Tom? (A) A teacher asked his students to do a good thing each day.The nextday,he asked three students: Teacher:What good thing did you do yesterday,Jack? Jack:I helped a granny cross the street. Teacher:That’s good .And what about you, Tom?
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