由玛丽·斯米奇撰写的以下新闻专栏发表于《芝加哥论坛报》。后来在互联网上流传。人们以为是小说家科特·弗尼格所著的玩世不恭的毕业典礼献词。“如果真是我写的,我真会感到不胜荣幸,”弗尼格特兴趣盎然地说。 对于那些即将毕业或正需要了解有关人生意义的人们,下面就是她的至理名言。 The following news column by Mary Slimch is published in the Chicago Tribune. Later spread on the Internet. People thought it was cynical graduation ceremony by novelist Court Fannie. “If I wrote it, I would really feel overjoyed,” said Vennigtt with interest. For those of you who are about to graduate or are in need of understanding about the meaning of life, here’s what she’s saying.