Wait a Minute
　　The man： God， how long is a million years？
　　God： To me， it’s about a minute.
　　The man： God， how much is a million dollars？
　　God： To me， it’s a penny[便士].
　　The man： God， may I have a penny？
　　God： Wait a minute.
　　Worse News
　　A doctor says to his patient， “I have some bad news and some worse news”.
　　“Oh dear， what’s the bad news？” the patient asks.
　　The doctor replies[回答]， “You only have 24 hours to live.”
　　“That’s terrible，” said the patient. “How can the other news possibly be worse？”
　　The doctor replies， “I’ve been trying to contact[联系] you since yesterday.”
　　One Dollar
　　Teacher： If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another， how many dollars would you have？
　　Vincent： One dollar.
　　Teacher： You don’t know your arithmetic[算术].
　　Vincent： You don’t know my father.