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珠宝商坎吉汉打电话给警察局,报告有人抢劫。“警官先生,你永远也不会相信,竟然会发生这样的事。那天,一辆卡车开到了我的商店前,车门打开后,出来一头大象。它打碎了我的玻璃橱窗,用长鼻子吸走了所有的珠宝,然后转身爬上卡车。接着关上车门,卡车开走了。”警官问:“你能告诉我,是印度象,还是非洲象呢?”坎吉汉说:“这有区别吗?”警官说:“非洲象耳朵大,印度象耳朵小。”“让我想想,我看不到它的耳朵。”坎吉汉说,“它的头上,罩着一个长筒袜。”
Kanji Han jeweler called the police to report someone looting. “Mr. Officer, you will never believe that it would happen, when a truck opened in front of my shop and an elephant came out after the door opened.It smashed my glass window with The long nose sucked away all the jewels and then turned to climb the truck, then closed the door and the truck drove away. ”“ The police officer asks: ”Can you tell me whether it is an Indian elephant or an African Elephant?“ ” Said: “Is this a difference?” The police officer said: “Africa is like a big ear, India is like a small ear.” “Let me think about it, I can not see its ears.” “ ”It’s covered with a stocking."