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Why he couldn’t leave
There was a meeting with a large number of people. At first the speaker was very interesting， but as time went on， he became very boring. Finally when he was through， there was only one man sitting in the large room.
The speaker walked up to the man and said， “Thank you for hearing me out when all the others left the room.”
“Oh！Don’t mention it！” replied the man， “I cannot leave because I am the next speaker.”
他不能走的原因
有一个人数众多的会议。起初，这位演讲人还蛮有趣的，可是时间一久，他就变得很无聊了。当他终于讲完的时候，偌大的房间里只剩一人。
这位演讲人走向那位男士，并说，“谢谢你，其他人都走光了，你还愿意听完我的演讲。”
“噢！别客气！”那男士回答说，“我不能走的原因是因为我是下一个演讲人。”
Sleeping Pills
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor， who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
On Sunday night Jack took the pills， slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office， strolled in and said to his boss， “I didn’t have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.”
“That’s fine，” roared the boss， “but where were you Monday and Tuesday？”
安眠药
鲍勃晚上很难入睡，就去找医生，医生给他开了一些特效安眠药？
星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药后睡得很好，而且在闹钟响之前就醒了？他从容不迫地到了办公室，慢悠悠地走进去，对老板说：“今天早晨我毫不费劲就起床了？”
“很好，”老板大声吼道，“那么星期一和星期二你在哪里？”
The Advertisement Works
Some businessmen were talking about advertising on TV excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before， everyone had his point of view. At this moment， Mr. Grey arrived. He was a car dealer and once placed an advertisement on TV. “What are you talking about？” Mr. Grey asked.
“Does advertisement work？” one of the businessmen asked.
“Oh yes， it works very fast，” Mr. Grey said. “ I once advertised for my lost dog and offered a reward of $ 100.”
“Did you get the dog back？”
“No， but that very night， three of my cars were stolen.”
广告的妙用
一些商人正在兴奋地谈论电视广告。由于在这之前他们中谁也没有在电视上做过广告，所以都各持己见。正在这时，格雷先生来了。他是一名汽车经销商，曾在电视上做过广告。“你们在谈论什么呢？”格雷先生问道。
“广告管不管用？”一位商人问道。
“哦，管用管用！立竿见影！”格雷先生说。“一次我登广告寻找我丢失的狗，出赏金100美元。”
“狗找回来了吗？”
“没有，可就在那天晚上，我三辆车却被偷了。”
There was a meeting with a large number of people. At first the speaker was very interesting， but as time went on， he became very boring. Finally when he was through， there was only one man sitting in the large room.
The speaker walked up to the man and said， “Thank you for hearing me out when all the others left the room.”
“Oh！Don’t mention it！” replied the man， “I cannot leave because I am the next speaker.”
他不能走的原因
有一个人数众多的会议。起初，这位演讲人还蛮有趣的，可是时间一久，他就变得很无聊了。当他终于讲完的时候，偌大的房间里只剩一人。
这位演讲人走向那位男士，并说，“谢谢你，其他人都走光了，你还愿意听完我的演讲。”
“噢！别客气！”那男士回答说，“我不能走的原因是因为我是下一个演讲人。”
Sleeping Pills
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor， who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
On Sunday night Jack took the pills， slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office， strolled in and said to his boss， “I didn’t have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.”
“That’s fine，” roared the boss， “but where were you Monday and Tuesday？”
安眠药
鲍勃晚上很难入睡，就去找医生，医生给他开了一些特效安眠药？
星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药后睡得很好，而且在闹钟响之前就醒了？他从容不迫地到了办公室，慢悠悠地走进去，对老板说：“今天早晨我毫不费劲就起床了？”
“很好，”老板大声吼道，“那么星期一和星期二你在哪里？”
The Advertisement Works
Some businessmen were talking about advertising on TV excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before， everyone had his point of view. At this moment， Mr. Grey arrived. He was a car dealer and once placed an advertisement on TV. “What are you talking about？” Mr. Grey asked.
“Does advertisement work？” one of the businessmen asked.
“Oh yes， it works very fast，” Mr. Grey said. “ I once advertised for my lost dog and offered a reward of $ 100.”
“Did you get the dog back？”
“No， but that very night， three of my cars were stolen.”
广告的妙用
一些商人正在兴奋地谈论电视广告。由于在这之前他们中谁也没有在电视上做过广告，所以都各持己见。正在这时，格雷先生来了。他是一名汽车经销商，曾在电视上做过广告。“你们在谈论什么呢？”格雷先生问道。
“广告管不管用？”一位商人问道。
“哦，管用管用！立竿见影！”格雷先生说。“一次我登广告寻找我丢失的狗，出赏金100美元。”
“狗找回来了吗？”
“没有，可就在那天晚上，我三辆车却被偷了。”