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闲暇之余,我在网上读了一则《猫吃辣椒》的轶闻趣事,颇有感触。事情大概是这样的:一天,老和尚问心爱的两个徒弟:“怎样才能使猫乖乖地吃辣椒?”徒弟们都愣了,猫是不吃辣椒的,绝不可能乖乖地去吃辣椒啊!大徒弟说“:最好的办法就是灌,捏着鼻子往嘴里灌,它就吃了。”二徒弟说:“依我看,还是饿它三天,然后把辣椒拌到鱼肉饭里。”老和尚摇摇头。“那么师父您老人家有什么高见呢?”“很简单嘛,你把辣椒涂在猫屁股上面,猫屁股辣,它不得不舔,舔的时候自鸣得意,又心甘情愿,那不是吃了辣椒,还要感谢你的恩典了吗?”
In my free time, I read online a “cat eat peppers,” the anecdote, quite feeling. Things are like this: One day, the old monk asked two beloved beloved disciples: “How can the cat obediently eat peppers? ” The apprentice are froze, the cat is not eating peppers, must not go obediently The disciple said: “The best way is to pour, nibble his mouth, it eats.” “Two apprentice said: ” In my opinion, or hungry for three days, and then the pepper Mix into the fish rice. “The old monk shook his head. ”“ So what’s the matter with Master? ”“ It’s easy. You paint the peppers on top of the cat’s ass, spicy butt, it has to lick, lick smugly, and willing, that is not to eat chili , Thank you for your grace yet? ”