1.大学新生开学,同学她爸送她到学校。中午我们一块去饭店吃饭,点了几个菜,都快吃完了,她指着一个菜问她爸:“爸,您说这萝卜是怎么雕的花,每片都有一样多的窟窿眼。”她爸怒曰:“这是藕!”3.“爸爸,美术期末考试我没有及格!”“为什么啊!”“老师让我们画一群鱼,全班同学画的都是在水里游的鱼,只有我画的是铁板鱿鱼。” 1. college freshmen, her classmate sent her to school. At noon we went to the hotel for dinner, ordered a few dishes, almost finished, she pointed to a dish to ask her father: “Dad, you say how radish flowers, each piece has as many holes. ”“ Her dad anger said: ”“ ”3. “ Dad, I did not pass the final exam of art! ”“ Why ah! ”“ Teacher let us draw a group of fish, Are all fish swimming in the water, only I draw iron squid. ”