Why is he crying?他为什么哭泣
　　“Tom, what’s the matter with your brother?” asked the mother in the kitchen. “He’s crying.”
　　“Oh, nothing, Mum,” replied Tom, “I’m eating my cake. He is crying because I won’t give him any.”
　　“But has he finished his own cake?”
　　“Yes,” said Tom. “And he also cried when I was helping him finish that.”
　　“汤姆，你弟弟怎么了？”在厨房的妈妈问道。“他怎么在哭啊？”
　　“哦，没事儿，妈妈。”汤姆回答道。“我在吃我的蛋糕。因为我不给他，他就哭了。”
　　“那他吃完了自己的那块了？”
　　“是的。”汤姆说。“我帮他吃蛋糕的时候就哭了。”
　　No Hoes 没有锄头
　　A thirteen-year-old boy was sitting on the sofa watching TV when the phone rang.
　　“Hello, my son,” it was his father’s voice, “Where is your mother?”
　　“Mother is working in the garden.”
　　“What?” barked the father, “Your mother is not as young and strong as she used to be. Why aren’t you helping her?”
　　“I can’t.” was the reply. “Grandma is using the other hoe.”
　　一个13岁的男孩正座在沙发上看电视，这时电话响了。
　　“喂，儿子。”是父亲打来的。“你妈呢？”
　　“妈妈在院子里干活呢!”
　　“什么？”父亲吼道。“你妈已经不如从前那么强壮了。你这时怎么不帮她？”
　　“不行啊！”儿子答道。“另一把锄头奶奶正在用呢！”