尽管时间已过九点,但我一点睡意也没有——还不是怕参加家长台后的老妈回家?“吱……”门被打开了,我的心开始紧绷起来,血液好像要倒流了。房间里的空气越来越紧张,老弟正巴不得我被老妈骂,悠哉悠哉地看电视。老妈一头雨珠,一脸“杀气”走了进来。我有先见之明,还是先走为妙。“先别上楼!”我停住了上楼的脚步。“跑得了和尚,跑不了庙,你总归要面对现实的吗!”老妈慢悠悠地说。“别以为我不知道,这叫做‘暴风雨之前的宁静’”。我心里这样想着,但嘴上却不敢说什么。“过来,到‘老板娘’这儿来”。我踱到她面前,小心翼翼地叫了声“妈”。“咦,真奇怪,难道我猜错了?!”(“老板娘”是我和老弟给老妈起的昵称,老妈并不是很喜欢。) Although the time is past 9 o’clock, I’m not a bit sleepy--Isn’t it afraid that my mom after returning to the parent’s desk will come home? “Oh...” The door was opened, my heart began to tighten, and the blood seemed to turn back. Now. The air in the room was getting more and more nervous. The younger brother was very sorry that I was being embarrassed by the mother, watching TV leisurely. Mom’s head was raining and she came in. I have foresight, or go first. “Don’t go upstairs!” I stopped to go upstairs. “Running the monk, can not run the temple, you always have to face the reality!” Mom said slowly. “Don’t think I don’t know it. It’s called ‘the silence before the storm’”. I thought so in my heart, but I didn’t dare to say anything. ”Come here, come to ’the boss’.“ I picked up in front of her and called out ”Ma“ cautiously. ”Oh, it’s weird. Do I guess wrong??“ (”Boss-in-law" is the nickname my brother and I have made for my mom. Mom doesn’t like it very much.)