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  three reasons 三条理由
   Teacher: Stone, give me three reasons why you know the earth to be round.
   Stone: Mum says so, Dad says so, and you say so!
   老师: 斯通,说出三条理由来证实地球是圆的。
   斯通: 妈妈是这么说的,爸爸是这么说的,你也是这么说的!
  
  Two or three 两个还是三个
   Teacher: Tom, if you have three pears and eat one, how many will you have?
   Jane: I will have three.
   Teacher: Three?
   Jane: Yes, Two outside and one inside.
   老师: 汤姆,如果你有三个梨,吃了一个,还有几个?
   简: 还有三个。
   老师: 三个?
   简: 是的,两个在外面,一个在里面。
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