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今年,美国大概有37万个新生儿出生。这意味着,有这么多的爸爸需要对付已经被折腾到极限、极度渴望甩掉身上这块沉甸甸包袱的女人。不管这些男人表示自己如何备受冷遇,更重要的是现在有哪些事是他们没干的。嘿嘿,他们究竟不想干什么呢?其实,说出来很简单,无非就是才组装了一半的婴儿床、没有装修完的婴儿室、没有填完的人寿保险单以及错过的分娩课程等等。此外,他还不想去找老板提产假的事、不想请老板别在他老婆生孩子的那周安排他出差。哦,还有最重要的,他不愿意每天都对太太甜言蜜语,说她看起来有多么漂亮,要知道,她的体重现在都已经增加40斤了!
This year, about 370,000 newborns were born in the United States. This means that so many fathers need to deal with women who have been tossed to the limit and are desperate to get rid of the heavy burden on their body. No matter how impressed they are, the more important thing they do now is that they did not do it. Hey, what do they really want to do? In fact, it is simple to say that nothing more than half of the cribs, unfinished baby’s room, unfinished life insurance policy, missing childbirth course and so on are assembled. In addition, he did not want to go find the boss maternity leave thing, do not want to ask the boss do not schedule his wife in the week of his business trip. Oh, and most importantly, he does not want to sweetheart his wife every day and say how beautiful she looks, knowing that her weight has now increased by 40 pounds!