小华第一次上游泳课,一小时后,他对教练说:“今天先练到这里吧。”教练问:“为什么?”小华说:“我实在喝不下去了。”——中国笑话奶奶散步回来,手里捧着一只小鸟,是她从树下捡到的。这真是给了我一个意外惊喜。小鸟缩成一团,像个毛蓬蓬的圆球,还不够我的拳头大。灰黑色的羽毛,小嘴又短又尖。我把它安置在窗台外的鸟笼里。小鸟不习惯这个陌生的家, Xiaohua first swimming class, an hour later, he told the coach: “Get here first today.” The coach asked: “Why?” Xiaohua said: “I really can not drink anymore.” - China Joke grandmother walk back, hands holding a bird, she picked up from the tree. This really gave me an unexpected surprise. Bird into a ball, like a furry ball, not enough my fist big. Gray-black feathers, short and sharp mouth. I placed it in a cage outside the windowsill. Birds are not used to this strange home,