.幽默故事长廊.Jack’s Tea Strainer(等10则)

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  Jack’s Tea Strainer
  杰克的滤茶器
  Jack made lunch for his mother. When his mother returned with a friend, she saw that Jack had already strained the tea. The two women then drank their tea happily while having lunch.
  “Did you have any trouble finding the tea strainer?” Jack’s mother asked.
  “I couldn’t find it, Mum, so I used the fly swatter(苍蝇拍),” he said.
  His mother nearly fainted(晕倒), so Jack quickly added, “Don’t worry, Mum, I used the old one!”
  ★莉 莉
  
  想一想
  What is
   Jack’s tea
  strainer?
  
  A Big Head
  大脑袋
  Son: All the kids make fun of me. They say I have a big head.
  Dad: Don’t care. You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes.
  Son: Where is the shopping bag?
  Dad: I don’t have one, but you can use your hat.
  
  想一想
  What does the dad think of his son’s head?
  
  A Clever Dog
  一只聪明的狗
  A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration(示范) and handed the dog some money.
   The dog trotted off, but an hour later he had still not
  returned with the paper.
  “How much did you give him?” asked the owner. “Five dollars.” “Well, that explains
  it. When you give him five dollars, he goes to a movie.”
  ★胡 红
  
  想一想
  Why did his
  friend insist on a
  demonstration?
  
  I Thought You Were Out
  我以为你出去了
  Mum: Horace, why are you crying?
  Horace: I’ve hurt my finger, Mum.
  Mum: When did you do that?
  Horace: Half an hour ago.
  Mum: I didn’t hear you crying then.
  Horace: No, I thought you were out.
  
  想一想
  Why is Horace crying?
  
  Nest and Hair
  鸟窝与头发
  My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils(一个学生告诉她) that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
  “What kind of bird?” my sister asked.
  “I didn’t see the bird, ma’ am, only the nest,” replied the child.
  “Then, can you give us a description(描述) of the nest?” my sister encouraged her.
  “Well, ma’am, it just
  resembles(相像) your
  hair.”★徐 野
  
  根据短文判断
  The child knew how to describe a thing.( )
  
  The Umbrella
  雨 伞
  Sam: Look! I have not forgotten to bring my umbrella home with me this time.
  Mum: But you didn’t take it with you when you left home!
  
  想一想
  Whose umbrella did Sam bring home?
  
  I Eat Nothing
  我什么也没吃
  Mrs Brown is very fat. “Don’t eat meat or cakes,” her doctor says to her husband. “I’m going to stop her eating them, doctor,” her husband says.
  The next morning, Mrs Brown makes a nice cake, and her husband eats half of it. After he goes out, Mrs Brown cuts a very small piece of the cake and eats it. It is very good. She cuts a bigger piece and eats it. In a few minutes she finishes the cake. “My husband is going to be very angry,” she says. “What am I going to do?”
  She makes another cake very quickly, eats half of that, and leaves half on the table.
  Her husband comes back later. He sees the half of the cake on the table and he is very happy.
  ★昌 兰
  
  想一想
  Why is Mr Brown very happy when he sees the half of the cake on the table?
  
  Who Knows?
  谁知道呢?
  
  Mum:You never saw my hands as dirty as that,did you?
  Helen:I never saw you when you were a little girl.
  
  想一想
  Is Helen clever or stupid?
  
  Talking in His Sleep
  说梦话
  Mr Green always talks in his sleep. One morning the Greens(格林夫妇) get up. Mr Green sits at the table, his wife, Mrs Green asks him, “Why do you always talk in your sleep?”
  Mr Green says,“Because I have little chance to talk in the day-time.”The next morning their children all go to school. Mrs Green asks her husband angrily, “Wait a moment! Why did you scold(责骂) me in your sleep last night?”
  “Because I don’t have the courage(勇气) to do it when I’m awake,” says Mr Green.
  ★徐 野
  
  想一想
  Why does Mr Green talk in his sleep?
  
  Why Are They Running?
  他们为什么跑?
  Peter: Why are they running, Rose?
  Rose: Because the boy who comes first will get a prize.
  Peter: Now I see. But why is the second boy running?
  Rose: I don’t know.
  
  想一想
  Does Peter know why they are running?
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