甲:晚会锣鼓叮当响,我上台来把故事讲。乙:讲啥?甲:不谈穿不讲吃,专门说说俺爷爷。乙:啊,说你爷爷?可别王婆卖瓜啊。甲:既不卑也不亢,实事求是怎么样?乙:哎,这就对啦!甲:说的是,早在半个世纪前,俺爷爷当兵到了特功连。乙:嗬!英雄连队啊。甲:英雄连队故事多,俺爷爷就算头一个。乙:怎么又开始自吹啦?甲:俺爷爷,不一般,当兵俩月就提“倌”。 A: gongs and drums jingling party, I came to the stage to tell the story. B: what about? A: do not talk about wearing food, specializing in talking about my grandfather. B: ah, that your grandfather? A: neither humble nor blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah? B: Hey! Heroes company ah. A: Heroic company story, my grandfather even if the first one. B: How do you start to blow up? A: My grandfather, not the general, the soldiers two months to mention “倌 ”.