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A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.
The policeman asked her for a description.
She said， “He is 35 years old， 6 feet 4 inches， has dark eyes， dark wavy hair， an athletic build， weighs 185 pounds， is soft-spoken， and is good to the children.”
The next-door neighbor protested，
“Your husband is 5 feet 4 inches， chubby， bald， has a big mouth， and is mean to your children.”
The wife replied， “Yes， but who wants”THIS KIND OF STUFF“back？”
老婆與隔壁邻居到警察局报案说她的老公失踪了。
警察要求，她形容一下。
她说：“他三十五岁，六尺四寸，黑眼睛，波浪状的深色头发;体格健壮，体重185磅，说话很轻柔，而且对小孩子很好。”
隔壁邻居却提出反驳说：
“你老公五尺四寸，胖嘟嘟的，秃头，有一个大嘴巴，而且对你的小孩很刻薄。”
老婆回答说：“你说对了，可是谁会要这种没用的废物回来呀？”
The policeman asked her for a description.
She said， “He is 35 years old， 6 feet 4 inches， has dark eyes， dark wavy hair， an athletic build， weighs 185 pounds， is soft-spoken， and is good to the children.”
The next-door neighbor protested，
“Your husband is 5 feet 4 inches， chubby， bald， has a big mouth， and is mean to your children.”
The wife replied， “Yes， but who wants”THIS KIND OF STUFF“back？”
老婆與隔壁邻居到警察局报案说她的老公失踪了。
警察要求，她形容一下。
她说：“他三十五岁，六尺四寸，黑眼睛，波浪状的深色头发;体格健壮，体重185磅，说话很轻柔，而且对小孩子很好。”
隔壁邻居却提出反驳说：
“你老公五尺四寸，胖嘟嘟的，秃头，有一个大嘴巴，而且对你的小孩很刻薄。”
老婆回答说：“你说对了，可是谁会要这种没用的废物回来呀？”