天下第一号痴人,非我莫属,因为我已练得一身“任尔东西南北风,要留痴名在人间”的“绝世神功”了。数学课上,我昏昏然去与周公相邀下棋,朦胧中只昕耳畔一声惊斥,让我顿觉好生不爽,于是“腾”地立起,拍桌,大吼一声:“谁胆敢扰本小姐小憩?”吼声过后,却听四周一片沉寂。睁眼一瞧,哇噻,数学老先生目光如炬,向我怒视。呜呼,我命休矣!最后自然是遵从“坦白从 The world’s number one idiot is none other than me, because I’ve trained myself in the “extreme feat” of “anything about the north and south winds of the East and West”. In the math class, I fainted to play chess with Zhou Gong. In the middle of the game, I was shocked by a slap in the ear, which made me feel uncomfortable. So, I “quickly” stood up, patted the table, and shouted: “Who? Do you dare to disturb this girl?" After the buzz, she heard a silence. After a blink of an eye, wow thiophene, the old mathematician looks like a torch and glares at me. Hey, I am going to rest! The last thing is naturally to follow