马季先生有个相声段子,说有个技术人员科研项目获了奖,准备买些好吃的东西,回家犒劳犒劳自己,这时眼睛、鼻子、耳朵、脑袋不乐意了,纷纷指责这个技术人员太偏心,有了成绩只顾着给嘴吃东西,忘记其他器官的重要性了。眼睛说:“我是最重要的,没有我你什么都听不见,你能搞科研吗?能获奖吗?”耳朵说:“我才是最重要的,没有我你什么都听不见,听都听不见,你还能干什么?”鼻子也跳出来说自己是最重要的……它们都说自己重要,究竟谁更重要一些呢? Mr. Maji has a crosstalk, saying that a technician won a prize for his scientific research project and is ready to buy something delicious to go home and reluctantly labor his own eyes. When the eyes, nose, ears and head are not happy, they all blame the technology Staff too eccentric, with results only to eat mouth, forget the importance of other organs. Eyes said: “I am the most important, you can hear nothing without me, you can engage in scientific research? Can be awarded?” Ear said: “I was the most important, you can hear nothing without me Can not you hear what you can do without hearing? ”The nose also jumps out to say that he is the most important ... They all say they are important, who is more important?