On the chemistry class， the chemistry teacher accidentally burned the podium...
　　上化学课的时候，化学老师不小心烧了讲台……
　　I remember once in class， physics teacher stopped doing the physics experiments， and told us："Be careful about the weights， and never drop it on your little feet！"... Several days latter， we had heard that he asked for leave about one week， because his feet were hitted when doing experiments in other classes.
　　记得有一次上物理课，老师做实验的时候特意停下来，嘱咐我们：同学们，等会放砝码的时候小心点啊，千万别砸到自己的小脚丫子！……几天后，物理老师请假一周，说是在别的班做实验，砸着脚了。
　　He will never talk to you when you call him"teacher"， And he will react immediately when you called out to him as "handsome".
　　叫他“老师”从来不理你，喊他“帅哥”才回头。
　　Our high school math teacher is keeping an electronic pet in his computer game， and the pet was named after our math representative.
　　高中数学老师在电脑游戏里养了一只宠物，名字是数学课代表的名字……
　　I miss our English teacher Wang Mingming so much， a cool guy who always cornrous our hair during class.
　　真的是特別想念我们的英语老师王明明，一个潮男居然上课给我们编小辫。
　　Our physical teacher thought that we are too stupid to teach， and he got so sulky， so he fell asleep on the podium...
　　物理老师嫌弃我们觉悟低，讲着讲着课就开始生闷气，于是自己趴在讲台上睡着了……
　　I usually like to sit in the front row in the classroom， so I need to look up with mouth open involuntarily... And our Chinese teacher couldn’t help throwing a chalk into my mouth.
　　通常我在教室喜欢坐在第一排听课，上课总要仰头看老师，然后嘴不由自主地张开……我们语文老师终于没忍住，往我嘴里扔了个粉笔头。
　　One day when our math teacher was in charge of the study room， he took out a bowl of instant noodles， and ate happily on the platform. Then he was caught by the Dean of Students， and was taken to the Dean’s Offi ce.
　　有一天我们数学老师看自习，他突然不知道从哪里端出一碗方便面，在讲台上呼噜噜吃了起来。然后被教导主任逮住，去了教务处。