我们家有一位幽默大师——我老爸。他身材魁梧,腆着个啤酒肚,颇有绅士风度。老爸工作时很严肃,忙完后又变得幽默风趣,经常逗得我和妈妈捧腹大笑。小时候刷牙不认真,总是草草了事。有天早晨起床后就直接去厨房吃早饭。刚坐下,拿起筷子,端起碗,爸爸目不转睛地瞅着我,神秘地莞尔一笑。大清早我被盯得莫名其妙。“爸,你干吗这样看着我啊?”“女儿啊,我今天要去买把凿子回来。”爸爸一本正经地说。 Our family has a humor master - my dad. He is tall, with a beer belly, quite gentlemanly. Dad was very serious when he was working, and he became humorous when he was busy, often making me laugh with my mother. Brushing your teeth is not serious, always hurry. One day go to the kitchen to eat breakfast after getting up in the morning. Just sat down, picked up chopsticks, bowls, my father stared at me, and smiled mysteriously. Early in the morning I was stared at somehow. “Dad, why do you look at me like this?” “Daughter, I’m going to buy a chisel today.” "My father said solemnly.