嘘,我要告诉你一个秘密,但是你得发誓不会告诉任何人。保证?拉勾发誓?那么告诉你吧,我与我梦中的女孩有一段秘密的交往。你知道Carmela吗?对了,就是那个一起上化学课的女孩!她和我在网上有约。你说你不相信?这当然是真的。想知道她上周六在干什么吗?她一直在跟我聊天。七个小时!耶!我们在一间网上聊天室相遇。早在几个星期前我就弄到了她的用户名,当时我们坐在教室里,她正和她的朋友聊天,提到她去funkychat．com聊天并有个名字叫Diva, Well, I’m going to tell you a secret, but you have to swear not to tell anyone. Guarantee to pull swear? Then tell you, I have a secret relationship with my dream girl. Did you know Carmela? Right, that girl who was in chemistry class together! She and I have an appointment online. You say you don’t believe it? This is of course true. Want to know what she was doing on Saturday? She has been chatting with me. Seven hours! Yeah! We met in an online chat room. A few weeks ago I got her username. At the time we were sitting in the classroom. She was chatting with her friend and mentioned that she went to funkychat. Com chat and have a name Diva,