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Are You Lazy Bones?
1 Your friend needs to get their car out from behind yours. Do you give them the keys to move it, so you can avoid getting up?
a. YES b. NO
2 You take the last drop of water out of the water cooler. There is a full bottle sitting right next to it—do you replace it?
a. YES b. NO
3 Your bank’s ATM machine is a mile away from your house, but there’s an even closer ATM that charges you a service fee. Do you drive to the closer ATM and deal with the fee?
a. YES b. NO
4 Do you separate your whites from your colors?
a. YES b. NO
5 You realize you’re all out of toothpaste. Do you:
a. Squeeze the life out the tube for one pinch of paste.
b. Run out to the store and get some more.
6 You’re napping on the couch when your friend calls to remind you they need help moving. Do you:
a. Tell them you’ll be right over.
b. Tell them something suddenly came up.
7 Would you wake up at 5 A.M. every morning for two months to drink an “experimental” water that could dramatically slow down the aging process?
a. YES b. NO
8 Do you wait for elevators even though the stairs are quicker?
a. YES b. NO
9 Do you get “full serve” at the gas station?
a. YES b. NO
10 Are there any empty shampoo bottles in your shower?
a. YES b. NO
Add them up to find out if you are lazy bones!
1. a. 5 b. 0
2. a. 0 b.5
3. a. 5 b. 0
4. a. 5 b. 0
5. a. 0 b.5
6. a. 0 b.5
7. a. 0 b.5
8. a. 5 b. 0
9. a. 5 b. 0
10. a. 5 b. 0
What does your score mean?
Under 30 points
You haven’t got a lazy bone in your body! From the answers you chose on the test, it’s safe to assume that you’ve got enough get-up-and-go to tackle life’s annoying little duties. You make the effort, even when you’re tired or feeling lazy, to clean up after yourself or pitch in when pals need help.
30~65 points
You seem to be a happy medium between energy and laziness. While you have enough vigor to tackle some of life’s bothersome little jobs, you also let yourself off the hook when feeling particularly slothful. The most important thing is that you are happy with the way things are running. You know you’ve got it in you!
Above 65 points
Maybe you should invest in some mega-vitamins! You’ve got a major case of sluggishness that carries into various parts of your life—some minor, others potentially harmful. If your laziness, however, has crept into work or school and relationships, there could be serious repercussions.It may seem like more fun to laze around and let others take your share of the workload—but if you just put in a little extra effort, you’ll find that it’s not as painful as you think.
1 Your friend needs to get their car out from behind yours. Do you give them the keys to move it, so you can avoid getting up?
a. YES b. NO
2 You take the last drop of water out of the water cooler. There is a full bottle sitting right next to it—do you replace it?
a. YES b. NO
3 Your bank’s ATM machine is a mile away from your house, but there’s an even closer ATM that charges you a service fee. Do you drive to the closer ATM and deal with the fee?
a. YES b. NO
4 Do you separate your whites from your colors?
a. YES b. NO
5 You realize you’re all out of toothpaste. Do you:
a. Squeeze the life out the tube for one pinch of paste.
b. Run out to the store and get some more.
6 You’re napping on the couch when your friend calls to remind you they need help moving. Do you:
a. Tell them you’ll be right over.
b. Tell them something suddenly came up.
7 Would you wake up at 5 A.M. every morning for two months to drink an “experimental” water that could dramatically slow down the aging process?
a. YES b. NO
8 Do you wait for elevators even though the stairs are quicker?
a. YES b. NO
9 Do you get “full serve” at the gas station?
a. YES b. NO
10 Are there any empty shampoo bottles in your shower?
a. YES b. NO
Add them up to find out if you are lazy bones!
1. a. 5 b. 0
2. a. 0 b.5
3. a. 5 b. 0
4. a. 5 b. 0
5. a. 0 b.5
6. a. 0 b.5
7. a. 0 b.5
8. a. 5 b. 0
9. a. 5 b. 0
10. a. 5 b. 0
What does your score mean?
Under 30 points
You haven’t got a lazy bone in your body! From the answers you chose on the test, it’s safe to assume that you’ve got enough get-up-and-go to tackle life’s annoying little duties. You make the effort, even when you’re tired or feeling lazy, to clean up after yourself or pitch in when pals need help.
30~65 points
You seem to be a happy medium between energy and laziness. While you have enough vigor to tackle some of life’s bothersome little jobs, you also let yourself off the hook when feeling particularly slothful. The most important thing is that you are happy with the way things are running. You know you’ve got it in you!
Above 65 points
Maybe you should invest in some mega-vitamins! You’ve got a major case of sluggishness that carries into various parts of your life—some minor, others potentially harmful. If your laziness, however, has crept into work or school and relationships, there could be serious repercussions.It may seem like more fun to laze around and let others take your share of the workload—but if you just put in a little extra effort, you’ll find that it’s not as painful as you think.